Will my Ham Sandwich shop fare well in Leeds and Leicester?

[John Bullock]

As an average young Briton- I'm keen to roll up the sleeves, put in some hard work and earn myself a penny.

So- I've decided on a ham sandwich shop- since British bacon and ham is amongst the very finest int eh world. We've got black berkshires, large blacks, middle whites, British saddlebacks, saddlebags too I heard, large whites, and Welsh.

And what better place to start a business than our thriving, industrious, law-abiding, prosperous, multicultural, multi ethnic, multi-coloured cities.

What do you think my prospects are?

Should I throw in some free crackle and pigs' ear to sweeten up the market?
Very droll.
How about two shops, side-by-side in Gloucester as well? Double, if you will?
Hoover- dat's why dey eat lobscouse well boiled up that way. All right, all right calm down, calm down.
Yossarian. Sounds Cornish. Are you a pasty?

[bec]

I've got 2 words to say to you:
Market Research

[teddy]

i think you are being a little whimsical here.

[hoover phonic]

Will my Ham Sandwich shop fare well in Leeds and Leicester?

i think you can say "farewell" to that idea lol

u should open a cheese sandwich shop in leicester

paint the shop red

everyone ive ever seen in leeds has bad teeth so maybe open a smoothie shop for them, no need for chewing then

call it sandras - that'll pull the celeb-worshippers in

[Nicole S]

yes freebees is a must!