Lemon Pepper Sauce (poem)

[freshfreenlovinit]

Hi

I had the task of writing a poem about lemon pepper sauce and I didn't think it could be done, but I finally came up with a poem which I hope will be entertaining. I think it would be fun if people wrote poems about different types of dishes or recipes. Anyway here's my offering to get the ball rolling:

Lemon Pepper Sauce

Lemon pepper sauce has a lemony peppery zing
It's a lemony peppery, peppery lemony saucy kind of thing
Made with lemon zest, peppercorns and garlic that's been pressed
You can splash it on your salad so it's tantalisingly tastefully dressed

Lemon pepper sauce has a lemony peppery flavour
It has a lemony peppery, peppery lemony essence you can savour
Throw in chives or dill or mint, there is no law
Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall adds a dash of liver, raw

Lemon pepper sauce has a lemony peppery smell
It forms a lemony peppery, peppery lemony saucy kind of gel
If you've run out of shampoo and your hair is looking greasy
Not a problem, rub in the lemon pepper scrub, too easy

Lemon pepper sauce has a lemony peppery taste
It spawns a lemony peppery, peppery lemony saucy kind of baste
May I suggest you make some up, so it'll always be at hand
Or buy a bottle of my best gourmet Lemony Peppery brand

Alessandra