Yesterday's extra hot vindaloo

I've just been for a shit and now my arsehole is spasming and gaping.

What should I do?

On Mon, 15 Jun 2009 11:48:34 +0000 (UTC), "Mikey" wrote:


Yoghurt or cream or even milk applied to the area will ease it. . Do
not under any circumstances apply water or use anything like a wet
wipe cos believe me you will pay even more.

You should next time remember that you are a wimpy ponce who can't
handle a curry and have one of those Tikka Massala dishes. :-)

"Mikey" wrote:
Offer it to Mandelson.

On Mon, 15 Jun 2009 12:48:34 +0100, <Mikey> wrote:


Film it and the upload it to YouPorn.com.

Fred X

On Mon, 15 Jun 2009 11:48:34 +0000, "Mikey" wrote:


Drink 8 pints of Stella.

"Phil Stovell" <phil@stovell.org.uk> wrote in message
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The problem is - in my experience - that is what sent us down this
unfortunate path in the first place!

"Mikey" wrote:

Be a man. Suck it up and endure the pain, you little girly boy...

"Phil Stovell" <phil@stovell.org.uk> wrote in message
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Stick a cork in it.

Peter R.

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Only problem is, when he does that his boyfriend gets the wrong idea