Any recipes for how to preserve a husband?

In article <4a2d3a44$0$2716$[Only registered users can see links. ]>, Virginia
Tadrzynski <[Only registered users can see links. ]> wrote:


Wrong approach, Virginia.

A husband is like a good quality carpet. Lay it properly, and you can
walk all over it for years.

;-)

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Dave Balderstone wrote:

Yep!! We're like dogs; very simple creatures. Food, water, and a
little attention and we are eager to please our master.

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evil, but because of the people who don't do anything about it."
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pheasant16 wrote:
Actually Confucius had it right when he said, "A woman is like a gong,
they should be beaten frequently to keep them in tune."

That was said very much tongue-in-cheek of course. <G>

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Nonsence!!!!!!!! blow jobs are what we want!

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My husband only like simple dish, easier to serve