What should I do, aliens are attacking my house but I have to wait for

[Mako]

my steak to finish cooking!?!?!?!? Should I wait for the steak and fight off the aliens?
I'm definitely not wasting my steak on the aliens!

[ntharotep]

As a friend of mine said about a certain Summer Hit Movie recently...
"Really? Aliens?"
They are overrated. Just eat the steak and ignore them. Eventually they will realize the "No probing" means "No probing".

[Quizard]

Turn the steak down low, send the aliens packing, turn up steak, enjoy.

[kirstinbalavender]

Whatever you do make sure you use A1 steak sauce !

[dark bubble]

Inform the aliens that the steak is what's left after the last aliens interrupted your BBQ.

[Gary D]

Invite them to dinner. They're probably drooling, watching you finish your steak...and I'm sure, even in their culture that it's rude to eat in front of other people without offering them some too.

[Apple Tart]

Offer the steak to the aliens. As they are eating it, you will have time to escape.

!!

[Bear]

10 minutes for the steak to cook,30 minutes to savour it,a lifetime to retaliate.

[KAR36]

I would not feed them steak.

I would cut the stove off, and get out some aluminum
foil and make a hat to protect your brain from the alien
mind bending waves.

Then, you can go back to cooking your steak.

Unless they are using ray guns, in which case, you need to take all living things and evacuate your house and let them have the house and the steak until they get bored and return to their home planet.

That is what I recommend, based on prior experience.